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blue-author:

rosscatrow:

I will fucking increase the fucking thing!

Every time.

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pettyrevenge:

So Tuesday before last I parked my car in a 60 minute parking space at the mall. Upon returning to my car exactly one hour later I find the mall security guard in the process of clamping my car. I run over to the guy and ask him to give me a break to which he responds in an arrogant tone “Sorry mate, it’s sixty minute parking here, I watched you pull in at 09:47 and it’s now 10:48”. Obviously I found this to be completely unreasonable so i point out that the car park is only half full and this is not a good impression to leave on a mall customer.

He responds with i’m just doing my job but if you want to throw 20 bucks my way I’ll take off the clamp. Given the circumstances I gave him the cash and went on my way. The next day I get a call from the mall head office in regards to my interview for the position of head of security ;) , they inform me I will be starting the following Monday. Revenge time: First introductions at the security office go very well (for most). 

Needless to say I fired his ass for extortion.

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Even when I detach, I care. You can be separate from a thing and still care about it.

David Levithan, The Lover’s Dictionary
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officiialyasermalik:

itstimeforcomics:

its time for the tantrum hole

it’s easter

destinyrush:

It’s confirmed - Bernie is a Disney princess. Seriously though, what better endorsement would one want?

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art-tension:

 Mystic Worlds by Marcus Møller Bitsch

artist on Tumblr, 500px,  Flickr                                    

Marcus Møller Bitsch is a 20 year old freelance photographer from Denmark who has quite a passion for photography as evident from the pictures shown below. His fine art series is a beautiful and inspiring collection of unknown faces, surreal atmospheres, scintillating body languages and most importantly excellent mood throughout. Due to his childhood close to nature with an insatiable curiosity for life and a thriving imagination, he was always seen with pencils and markers close to him, ‘as the creative medium was the easiest way for expressing myself.’

Source: ignant

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afterthelonely:

one of my favourite things in the entire world is when there’s a huge thunderstorm outside and it’s raining heavily and you’re in bed swathed in blankets and you have just never felt warmer and safer than you do in that moment

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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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lesbianstellagibson:

when will wes anderson make the lesbian romance filled with muted pastels, delicate typography, and perfect symmetry that my heart yearns for 

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kissedbythevoid:

https://www.instagram.com/p/_PxnXKmrsd/